Friday, July 30, 2010

COMPUTERS MAN or WOMEN

Computers are Like Women Because...




No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.


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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.


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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.


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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.


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Computers are Like Men Because...





They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.


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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.


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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

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