Tuesday, September 21, 2010

stage1 tunning add-ons




13 inch disc brakes
light been smoked from a freind from KKP Auto
add adjustable chamber
change stailess steel metal brake fluid hose
forgot to mention earlier the RAYTECH tinted films

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Project 8959







Project 8959

This a project car. Its my daily ride. Just bought it last week, The car is under going stage upgrade. Stage 1 is almost completed.
upgrade involved during stage 1:
-MIVEC Engine from CK9A
-Tip tronic gearbox
-perfomance fuel pump (walbro)
-Programable Valve Timing kit
-Lancer Dashboard
-Project u (micro) brake pads
-Adjustable Chamber
-17 inch advan racing RG2 wraped with 215/17/45 michellin tyres
-2.33 oinch extractor 4-2-1

upcoming upgrade
-D2 Privat Adjustable Absober
-HKS Silent Pro Muffler with straight flow 2.5 inch piping
-lancer evolution 4 LSD Gear box (manual 5 speed)
-meters addition(exhaust temp, water temp, intake pressure)

Friday, July 30, 2010

WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ??????

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log in again

COMPUTERS MAN or WOMEN

Computers are Like Women Because...




No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.


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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.


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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.


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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.


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Computers are Like Men Because...





They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.


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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.


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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

SOME JOKES

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."