a boss faint after reading a guy fill his interview form

Name:Ah Boy
Age:Still young
Sex:Never. Still under age
Religion:I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race:I love to race, how you know?
Nationality:I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number:9465
Telephone number:House no telephone
Hand phone number:N96
Address:Perlis, chuping
City :Honda??
Postcode:I never post anything
State:In my family, I am 1st
Country:I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status:maybe 3-4 (in thailand)
Email Address:Hotmail

Education Background:My teacher said not bad
Working experience:Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name:Daddy
Father's IC:You ask him
Mother's name:Mummy
Mother's IC:You ask her

Current Salary:Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary:As much as you can pay
When can start work:Depends on my mood

Highest qualification:Ya, very high
Grade:Ya, very high
College/University:College
Signature:Can I use finger print?