SOME JOKES

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Engineering University Student Project For Sale

Im going to let go some of my Final Year Project for University student.

Programmable Liquid Mixer For SME Industry using PLC

the starting price will be
RM350.00 project and datasheet only
RM400.00 project including full report
negotiable

Those who are interested can contact me:
Mark Royston Malaysia
(m_royston@hotmail.com)

Proton To Unviel Turbocharged engine for exora

Proton unveiled a turbocharged 1.6 liter engine to selected press in Norwich, UK earlier today while our King and Queen His Majesty Seri Paduka Baginda The Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Wathiqu Billah Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah and Her Majesty Seri Paduka Baginda The Raja Permaisuri Agong Tuanku Nur Zahirah were visiting the Lotus headquarters in UK.

The new turbocharged engine is said to have the power capacity of a 2.0 liter engine. No precise figures were given but we can make an educates guess – 2.0 normally aspirated would mean around 140 to 150 horsepower. Usually with a turbocharged engine, a 150 horses figure would probably be accompanied by 220Nm to 240Nm of torque. This should put performance at a similiar level with the turbocharged 1.6 liter in the Peugeot 308 Turbo, which is very nice since the peak torque kicks in at low RPMs.

Read more: http://paultan.org/#ixzz0TDV3XkRY

THIS IS A PRIUS SHOULD LIKE

I got this from a blogger..a petrol head one . i think this is how a toyota prius should look, im willing to drive one if it is in this look.
this is isnpired by Tommi Kiara, which famous on thier trick out subaru imprezza

Neww mINI concept

Top 10 Track VA for this week

1) All American Reject- Another Heart Call
2) Linkinpark- We Made It
3) Within Temptation- Angel
4) Butterfingers- Mati Hidup Kembali
5) Akon- Beutiful
6) Goo Goo Dolls- Iris
7) Staind- The Way I AM
8) Mettalica- Unforgiven III
9) Pop Shuvit Ft Project E.A.R- Mara Bahaya
10) Soulja Boys- Kiss Me Through The Phone

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 8 FQ-400 spec(basic)

2005 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII MR FQ400 Specifications

Chassis
Brakes F/R:	ABS, vented disc/vented disc
Tires F-R:	n.a.
Driveline:	All Wheel Drive
Engine
Type:	Inline-4, Turbocharged
Displacement cu in (cc):	122 (1997)
Power bhp (kW) at RPM:	405(302) / 6800
Torque lb-ft (Nm) at RPM:	355(481) / 5000
Redline at RPM:	n.a.
Exterior
Length × Width × Height in:	175.1 × 69 × 56.6
Weight lb (kg):	n.a.
Performance
Acceleration 0-62 mph s:	3.5
Top Speed mph (km/h):	175 (282)
Fuel Economy EPA city/highway mpg (l/100 km):	n.a.