Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log in again
Friday, July 30, 2010
COMPUTERS MAN or WOMEN
Computers are Like Women Because...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
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.
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.
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Computers are Like Men Because...
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.
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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
**************
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
**************
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
**************
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
**************
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
.
.
.
.
.
**************
Computers are Like Men Because...
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.
**************
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
**************
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.
**************
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
SOME JOKES
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Engineering University Student Project For Sale
Im going to let go some of my Final Year Project for University student.
Programmable Liquid Mixer For SME Industry using PLC
the starting price will be
RM350.00 project and datasheet only
RM400.00 project including full report
negotiable
Those who are interested can contact me:
Mark Royston Malaysia
(m_royston@hotmail.com)
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Proton To Unviel Turbocharged engine for exora
Proton unveiled a turbocharged 1.6 liter engine to selected press in Norwich, UK earlier today while our King and Queen His Majesty Seri Paduka Baginda The Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Wathiqu Billah Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah and Her Majesty Seri Paduka Baginda The Raja Permaisuri Agong Tuanku Nur Zahirah were visiting the Lotus headquarters in UK.
The new turbocharged engine is said to have the power capacity of a 2.0 liter engine. No precise figures were given but we can make an educates guess – 2.0 normally aspirated would mean around 140 to 150 horsepower. Usually with a turbocharged engine, a 150 horses figure would probably be accompanied by 220Nm to 240Nm of torque. This should put performance at a similiar level with the turbocharged 1.6 liter in the Peugeot 308 Turbo, which is very nice since the peak torque kicks in at low RPMs.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
THIS IS A PRIUS SHOULD LIKE
I got this from a blogger..a petrol head one . i think this is how a toyota prius should look, im willing to drive one if it is in this look.
this is isnpired by Tommi Kiara, which famous on thier trick out subaru imprezza
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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