Some Update on My ride

 HWL HI/LOW suspension (front 8K rear 4K)

JOined Mivec Owners Club Malaysia

New Mitsubishi FTO Mivec Gearbox, to catter top speed use

Its been long since i posted
will continue to post soon

stage1 tunning add-ons

13 inch disc brakes
light been smoked from a freind from KKP Auto
add adjustable chamber
change stailess steel metal brake fluid hose
forgot to mention earlier the RAYTECH tinted films

Project 8959

Project 8959

This a project car. Its my daily ride. Just bought it last week, The car is under going stage upgrade. Stage 1 is almost completed.
upgrade involved during stage 1:
-MIVEC Engine from CK9A
-Tip tronic gearbox
-perfomance fuel pump (walbro)
-Programable Valve Timing kit
-Lancer Dashboard
-Project u (micro) brake pads
-Adjustable Chamber
-17 inch advan racing RG2 wraped with 215/17/45 michellin tyres
-2.33 oinch extractor 4-2-1

upcoming upgrade
-D2 Privat Adjustable Absober
-HKS Silent Pro Muffler with straight flow 2.5 inch piping
-lancer evolution 4 LSD Gear box (manual 5 speed)
-meters addition(exhaust temp, water temp, intake pressure)

WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ??????

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log in again

COMPUTERS MAN or WOMEN

Computers are Like Women Because...




No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.


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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.


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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.


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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.


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Computers are Like Men Because...





They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.


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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.


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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.